{"id":8238,"date":"2020-10-24T10:37:18","date_gmt":"2020-10-24T10:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.browntrout.com\/blog\/?p=8238"},"modified":"2020-10-23T20:41:13","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T20:41:13","slug":"come-as-you-arent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/come-as-you-arent\/","title":{"rendered":"Come As You Aren\u2019t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\"I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly\"<\/em> - Elizabeth, \"Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives\"<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.calendars.com\/search?query=browntrout\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BrownTrout calendars and planners<\/a> are great gift ideas. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.anrdoezrs.net\/links\/8795360\/type\/dlg\/https:\/\/www.calendars.com\/search?query=browntrout\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Order now<\/a> while there\u2019s still time.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly&#8221; &#8211; Elizabeth, &#8220;Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives&#8221; BrownTrout calendars and planners are great gift ideas. Order now while there\u2019s still time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8132,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-promotion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8238"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8242,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8238\/revisions\/8242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}