{"id":5908,"date":"2019-12-18T20:55:43","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T20:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.browntrout.com\/blog\/?p=5908"},"modified":"2019-12-19T20:50:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T20:50:29","slug":"christmas-cuties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/christmas-cuties\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Cuties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.<\/em> - <strong>Demetri Martin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please check the following link and use the code <strong>DOGDAYS<\/strong> for <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anrdoezrs.net\/links\/8795360\/type\/dlg\/https:\/\/www.calendars.com\/lp\/browntrout\" target=\"_blank\">Christmas Sale of BrownTrout Calendars<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said &#8216;Happy Birthday&#8217; on it. I didn&#8217;t want to waste it so I just wrote &#8216;Jesus&#8217; on it. &#8211; Demetri Martin Please check the following link and use the code DOGDAYS for Christmas Sale of BrownTrout [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5889,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-promotion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5908"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5928,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5908\/revisions\/5928"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.browntrout.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}